1. stunningpicture:

    The ocean is inside of this opal.

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    Happy 21st Birthday Alfie II September 17, 1993

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  2. lohanthony:

    this qualifies as porn

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  3. d0nn0:


    But think about this: what would actually happen if Pinocchio were to say “My nose will now grow”…?


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  4. green-satan:

    trying to leave tumblr


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    Ways to Fake a Thigh Gap. (x)

    marry me.

    this is perfect


    I have to reblog this again because it’s perfect.

    (Source: ofelias, via ssomberface)


    hi so i’ve been compiling resources since high school and i kinda wanted to share them if that’s cool ??? i think it’s cool alright so i went through said resources and picked out the really important ones and the ones i found to be the most helpful

    this is directed towards college students like me aw but i mean if you’re younger or maybe if you aren’t even going to school but you feel like it’s helpful then by all means let me help you let’s be friends

    school supplies





    miscellaneous subject help



    if you ever feel stressed

    it’s okay to take a break every once in a while

    look cute in class and make boys cry (ft. pretty good deals bc we’re poor)

    because college is expensive

    • k so i downloaded this app called featurepoints a couple weeks ago and i’ve already made a little over $50 from it. basically the app will tell you to download other apps and you’ll have to generally keep them open for about a minute. once you do, you’ll earn points that can be redeemed for free apps, giftcards to places like amazon or starbucks, or money put into your paypal account! i swear it’s not a scam. it’s honestly such an awesome way to kill time and you actually get money out of it. if ya wanna just try it, download it and enter the referral code KCHF98 and you can start off with 50 points! it’s radical, i promise
    • sign up for preview free movies! i don’t know what areas they do them in but they happen all the time in southern california. what you get is invitations to see movies before they’re in theaters or sometimes even before they’re announced! if you rsvp and get in to the screening, you get to see the movie for free and all you have to do is a sort of review when it’s over. they ask what your favorite and least favorite part was and such. sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be rewards for going like free tickets, and anywhere between $10 and $25 cash. i’ve actually made a lot of money through it!
    • shopkick is also a really cool app i use that gives you giftcards for visiting certain stores and sometimes scanning certain products with your phone’s camera!
    • get amazon prime free for six months with a college email
    • !!! financial aid deadlines !!!
    • get the most out of college financial aid
    • discounts with a student id
    • try and get the lowest prices at target
    • free pad/tampon samples and coupons from kotex
    • learn how to coupon

    important regardless of school

    final tips from me because we’re all friends here

    • !!! do not pay for your textbooks if you don’t have to !!! even if you aren’t down with illegally downloading your books, you can waste hundreds of dollars on textbooks you will never open. wait until your professor says that you’ll need it or if material from the book will be on an exam just wait it’s what harry styles would do probably
    • everyone says this but /please/ do extra credit if you can! it could mean the difference between a b+ and an a and that hurts more than the 1542th time you hear someone singing “let it go” in public
    • if you’re like me and you find it completely impossible to make friends in college, at least try and have one homie in each class so if you miss a class, you have someone to tell you what you missed and let you copy notes. having this homie is also beneficial for group work bc homies help homies always (important life lessons from adventure time)
    • if you’re in a productive mood, take advantage of it. i was feeling v scholarly one day and  ended up finishing all my assignments until the end of the quarter almost a month early beyonce would be proud
    • seriously just use google scholar instead of google if you’re doing something for a grade don’t be that loser who gets a bad grade over your sources
    • keep a journal it is v helpful bc even if you don’t write, you can fill it with art stuff and just kind of let your feelings out and be creative about it /or/ if you don’t feel artistic, you can write! whether it’s creative writing or just talking about your day, it’s gr8
    • if there is anything that you know will always improve your mood or make you feel better, take advantage of it. for me, this stand up is called weirdo and it’s by one of my favorite people in the world and almost three years after the release and dozens of viewings later, i still think it’s the funniest thing i have ever seen
    • you are more important than anything in the world pls don’t ever put yourself in a bad situation for any reason ever, even if that means taking a day off for yourself
    • if there is anyone in your life who doesn’t think of you as highly as kayne thinks of himself then that person doesn’t deserve to be in your life you don’t need them

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  5. if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u


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  6. watching porn

    • while you're horny:   YOOOOOO
    • after you cum:   ew
  7. nakedly:

    just reminding everyone i have an ask box

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  8. the-big-phan-theory:






    Calming CAT!

    oh my god it is calming

    i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

    He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

    Everyone should know of calming cat.

    this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

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  9. yoncevevo:

    teacher: you’re 5 minutes late


    (via lohanthony)

  10. k-lionheart:







    Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

    I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

    It is, and I am so happy.

    So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

    the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

    Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

    This post just keeps getting better and better.

    Holy crap this is awesome.

    my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

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